Aristicly speaking, that is! So, do you dare trade your hard earned money for my doodlies? I say, do you dare? I promise I'll use it to by food and not Pokemon cards!

1|| My wares, I offer to you thusly:

Plain ol' Pencil Sketch $5 - $20

The Fancy Inkings $10 - $35

Digital Shenanigans $10 - $40

Marker and Pencil $15 - $40

Watercolor $20 - $45

Prices, obviously, depend on the complexity of your commission. If all you want is a plain portrait, then it'll be on the lower end of the price range. A full body drawing complete with fancy background? That'll cost more. See how that works? I won't really be able to give you an exact price until I know what it is you want, so. Just take the given prices as estimates.

And yes, I will send you the original, if you trust me enough to give me your address. Do you? I mean, come on. Who wouldn't trust this face?

2|| Due to the fact that I don't wanna be shook down by the filth, I can only do original characters. I have a family of toy toads to feed; I can't afford to have Johnny Law fondling my stuff with his freakishly long arms.

3|| I'd prefer if you had a drawing of said character from which I could reference. Even if it sucks really hard. But if you don't have one, be prepared to write a lengthy and detailed description, for let it be known that I like to take liberties. If you don't tell me the color of their hair, it's going to be blue. This I promise.

4|| Once you've scrabbled together what you want and all the details, send it as a note to this account, along with your name, email, and address, if you trust me not to kill you in your sleep. Don't worry; I'm not French.

5|| From there, I'll get to work and once I get the basic sketch done, I'll hit you up with a preview to make sure everything's on the level.

6|| As I am slow and easily distracted, no payment is required until I'm finished. But you don't get it until you pay me. That way, no one has to die! But after that, you're gonna need the Paypals, and you're going to need to send the monies to teraghast@wooshck.org.