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Voted Most Likely to be a Psychological Killer!

NAME: Sedgewick
DoB: 12.01.89
GENDER: Stilty Legs Monster
LOCATION: The People's Democratic Republic of Marylandonia
OCCUPATION: Professional Sedge, assistant paper hat designer, belly inspector.
HOBBIES: Drawing, attempting to play the piano and learn Arabic, knitting, looking at words, touching cownose stingrays.
CLAIM TO FAME: Once won a toy frog at an elementary school 'Spring Fling'.

The Sedge has been drawling (with the intent not to suck) since it was 11 and one day hopes to attend a small Pennsylvania art college so it can hang out with the Amish. Old school!

The Sedge can be reached by carrier pigeon or at sedge@wooshck.org.

THINGS SEDGEWICK LIKES

ARTISTS: Alphonse Mucha, Edmund Dulac, Gustav Klimt, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, Aubrey Beardsley, Jessica Hayes, Marcelle Natisin, Pieter Weltevrede, Norman Rockwell, Graham Roumieu

BOOKS: The Claidi Journals, Wraeththu, The Gideon Trilogy, Ring, Spiral, Operation Red Jericho, Mind Over Matters, The Areas of My Expertise, Red Azalea.

TV BOX: MST3k, Avatar, Father Ted, The Mighty Boosh, shows about serial killers and candy manufacturing.

MOVIN' PICTURES: A Tale of Two Sisters, Millennium Actress, Princess Mononoke, Frailty, The Mist, Á l'intérieur, Ju-On.

MUSIC: Everything, so long as it's country or rapNeko Case, Gigi, Dengue Fever, Ros Sereysothea, Psapp, Fleetwood Mac, HEM, KNA Connected, the Shins

AMINALS: Toads, whale sharks, penguin-cats, weevils, treehoppers, cownose stingrays.

STALK THE SEDGE:

FLICKr | GOOD READS | LAST.FM | GAY ZOMBIE PORN

One day, I hope to be able to urinate wherever I want and confuse Australian bakery patrons. Rock on!

NOTES ON SEVERE SIGNATURE INCONSISTENCY

Fun fact: The Sedge has a Chinese name. A real one, thought up by an old Chinese woman, and not a guy at a tattoo parlor! Less Fun Fact: The Sedge has no idea what the second character in the name means (other than that it's pronounced "lin"), on account of the fact that it doesn't seem to be in any dictionary. So Sedge decided to start using the name 美星 (mei xing) instead, because it's cool to have a X in your name. However, in the name of TRADITION, and because it's slightly less complicated to explain (also, because "beautiful star" is a weenie name), the Sedge has now decided to just use a different character with more or less the same pronunciation as the ~MYSTERY~ one. And so, 美鱗 (mei lin), beautiful fish scales, so I'm told. Of course, lin is actually the Mandarin pronunciation (my kin is Cantonese) of the character, so in the name of TRADITION, I took to using the Cantonese pronunciation, which is leun. Yes, I realize that entirely defeats my stated objective of using a replacement character with a similar sound, but then I don't quite cotton to having the most stereotypical name you could possibly give a Chinese girl. That's how I roll.

Robert Stack: UPDATE.
OHAI. Turns out the second character is 賢 - jin, not lin. Hahaha, fuck. According to the internet it means [1] capable; able; versatile; talented [2] virtuous; worthy; good [3] [v] admire; praise; esteem [4] a term of respectful address to another. I'll buy that.

WHAT LONG AND POINTLESS MAUNDER.