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Voted Most Likely to be a Psychological Killer!

NAME: Sedgewick
DoB: 12.01.89
GENDER: Stilty Legs Monster
LOCATION: The People's Democratic Republic of Marylandonia
OCCUPATION: Professional Sedge, assistant paper hat designer, belly inspector.
HOBBIES: Drawing, attempting to play the piano and learn Arabic, knitting, looking at words, touching cownose stingrays.
CLAIM TO FAME: Once won a toy frog at an elementary school 'Spring Fling'.

The Sedge has been drawling (with the intent not to suck) since it was 11 and one day hopes to attend a small Pennsylvania art college so it can hang out with the Amish. Old school!

The Sedge can be reached by carrier pigeon or at sedge@wooshck.org.

THINGS SEDGEWICK LIKES

ARTISTS: Alphonse Mucha, Edmund Dulac, Gustav Klimt, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, Aubrey Beardsley, Jessica Hayes, Marcelle Natisin, Pieter Weltevrede, Norman Rockwell, Graham Roumieu

BOOKS: The Claidi Journals, Wraeththu, The Gideon Trilogy, Ring, Spiral, Operation Red Jericho, Mind Over Matters, The Areas of My Expertise, Red Azalea.

TV BOX: MST3k, Avatar, Father Ted, The Mighty Boosh, shows about serial killers and candy manufacturing.

MOVIN' PICTURES: A Tale of Two Sisters, Millennium Actress, Princess Mononoke, Frailty, The Mist, Á l'intérieur, Ju-On.

MUSIC: Everything, so long as it's country or rapNeko Case, Gigi, Dengue Fever, Ros Sereysothea, Psapp, Fleetwood Mac, HEM, KNA Connected, the Shins

AMINALS: Toads, whale sharks, penguin-cats, weevils, treehoppers, cownose stingrays.

STALK THE SEDGE:

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One day, I hope to be able to urinate wherever I want and confuse Australian bakery patrons. Rock on!